Take My Life...Please!
"Funny, I thought I'd die laughing" John Adams (second President of the United States)
"This guy's sense of humor kills me" John Dillinger (shot while exiting a theatre)
"Buy this book or the terrorists win" George K. Bush (gas station attendant)
This collection of autobiographical short essays is truly funny. Hilarious! Poignant! Satirical! It will make your bathroom the envy of every man, woman, and child in the nation.
About the AuthorJohnnie Carrier resides with his wife, Dawn, and son, David, in the beautiful Western Massachusetts city of North Adams. Undereducated and under-financed, Carrier finds himself living the All-American blue collar dream, which includes shopping the no-name food aisle at the neighborhood market. He loves short walks to the refrigerator, cars that start, and longs to be elected governor of Florida because it's the only way he could afford to get away from these cold New England winters. He can be read bi-weekly in the North Adams Transcript or at www.thetranscript.com.
(2008, paperback, 82 pages)Accessories
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